My show day ritual: • Go to the market or laundromat and try new jokes on random customers. • Rewrite jokes that bombed. Console self by remembering that some customers did not understand English and/or ran away before the punchline. • Shower, using lucky loofah. • Get dressed, print set list and witty intro for the emcee's use. Examine Aquafina water bottle (16.9 oz) for leaks or loose label. • Drive to venue early to nab a good parking spot. • Wait two hours for the other comedians to saunter in. Act like I arrived a mere four minutes before they did. • Do my very best on stage. Try not to look surprised when people laugh.

PERFORMING Upcoming shows News flash! I'm co-producing The Joke Gym, a new open mic/booked show on the first and third Thursdays of the month. I'll be trying new material at least once a month, and occasionally serving as MC. I promise to use my power only for good. Video clips Video clips are coming soon. (As soon as I can figure out how to upload the files.) Past shows 9/14/07 LA CASA BLUE Friday Night Comedy Show 8/2/07 THE ICE HOUSE ANNEX Chicks with Mics! 4/4/07 THE COMEDY STORE Deez Nutz Show, Main Room 3/30/07 HIGHLAND PERK Friday Night Comedy Show 3/5/07 THE ICE HOUSE Standup Academy Graduation Show, Main Room 2/16/07 BUZZ COFFEEHOUSE Open Mic Night