Right on the money

Just about everyone would like to make money while they sleep. Whether it’s owning rental properties, investing in successful ventures, or even self-publishing books, the financial rewards are considered “passive income.”

Great idea in principle, but I don’t have money issues. I have money with issues.

My cash says “Sure, you can spend me, but you’ll probably buy something stupid, then break it. But fine. Whatever.” This is known as “passive-aggressive income.”

Still, I’ve been thinking about starting a side hustle to earn extra money. I bought the book Do What You Love, the Money Will Follow.

I’ve been eating Double Stuf Oreos all week, and have not seen a dime.

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